What i am going to talk about is matching undies.
I recently had an epiphany as to why some girls are anal about getting a SET of undies and not just buying the bra or panty alone. And not just getting, but wearing the set together (Sometimes i don't ok? cos I've got my faves and every morning, deciding what to wear on the outside is a big enough headache). Here's a few scenarios as to why it is important:1) You decided on a whim to go to a shiatsu massage just to kill time before a class outing. Lady masseur tells you to undress and you are grateful that you wore matching and nice undies.
2) You are trying on clothes in the fitting room and somebody flings the curtain open when you have stripped to your undies. You are grateful that you didn't scare the person with your fraying granny panties.
3) You are dead drunk and have locked yourself in the toilet. The staff breaks open the door, glances at you and appreciates your taste in undies for a brief moment. You are grateful that your matching undies managed to distract the staff from your mess.
4) You went wild and decided to throw caution to the wind and left the club with a deadly gorgeous guy. Blah blah blah. You are grateful that though your undies may be childish but they are at least matching.
5) You meet some guy with X-ray vision and as he laughs at everyone else's rubbish undies, you are grateful that you manage to get some respect from someone with superpowers due to your impeccable taste in matching undies.
6) You hang out your bamboo of washed undies and all your neighbours, including the one 3 blocks away, takes out their binoculars to appreciate your collection. You are grateful and able to walk around your neighbourhoood with your head held up high.
Hope you managed to comprehend the seriousness of this issue. It's time for an assessment of your collection.
Truthfully, only the massage and fitting room were my experiences. And don't you go staring at me weirdly from now on.
5 comments:
Emi, tat was a superb funny piece u've got there (don worry... not referring to ur undies) =)
Very interesting thought... sthg to ponder over... at least for the next few days
Emi I guess I have lower expectations of myself. I would just be glad that I don't get caught in tattered undies if people break into my cubicle if I were dead drunk.
Frankly speaking I had none of the experiences below, (my masseurs always leave me alone in the room to change), but I always make sure I wear presentable undies when going for women's medical checkups. There is no escaping in this scenario. You get what I mean.
hahaha... this is so funny =) i think the most valid reason to wear matching undies will be reason 4... you wont want to be caught wearing granny or tattered undies! =P
sel, she did leave me alone. but there is no robe to change into as it's oil massage. so i was left only in the undies and a blanket over me. but she is pro, if it's the leg, then she'll flip over the blanket on that portion only. that lady used to work in a spa resort in myanmar and she's over here in a very pathetic small scale shop. must be rather hard.
whatever it is, everyone check ur wardrobe and start throwing that tattered tho comfy undies. applies to both guys and gals! hahahha.. have a breezy day! 0_o
oops a little late in reading.very entertaining read.I keep thinking of Bridget Jones when reading this. For 4), depends on the guy. For Bridget Jones' case, Think her man found her granny undies kinky.hah. Anyway, pt taken.
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