What i am going to talk about is matching undies.
I recently had an epiphany as to why some girls are anal about getting a SET of undies and not just buying the bra or panty alone. And not just getting, but wearing the set together (Sometimes i don't ok? cos I've got my faves and every morning, deciding what to wear on the outside is a big enough headache). Here's a few scenarios as to why it is important:1) You decided on a whim to go to a shiatsu massage just to kill time before a class outing. Lady masseur tells you to undress and you are grateful that you wore matching and nice undies.
2) You are trying on clothes in the fitting room and somebody flings the curtain open when you have stripped to your undies. You are grateful that you didn't scare the person with your fraying granny panties.
3) You are dead drunk and have locked yourself in the toilet. The staff breaks open the door, glances at you and appreciates your taste in undies for a brief moment. You are grateful that your matching undies managed to distract the staff from your mess.
4) You went wild and decided to throw caution to the wind and left the club with a deadly gorgeous guy. Blah blah blah. You are grateful that though your undies may be childish but they are at least matching.
5) You meet some guy with X-ray vision and as he laughs at everyone else's rubbish undies, you are grateful that you manage to get some respect from someone with superpowers due to your impeccable taste in matching undies.
6) You hang out your bamboo of washed undies and all your neighbours, including the one 3 blocks away, takes out their binoculars to appreciate your collection. You are grateful and able to walk around your neighbourhoood with your head held up high.
Hope you managed to comprehend the seriousness of this issue. It's time for an assessment of your collection.
Truthfully, only the massage and fitting room were my experiences. And don't you go staring at me weirdly from now on.



